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SUCCESS -




I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am

huge


WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
5L


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack


TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare ***bs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.


BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by caveman

spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


GOD DAMMIT JOE -


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the b***on jb
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


CHARLES DARWIN -


TAGS: ditto transforms into anything theone
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by TheOne

M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
Very nice, and ... 'What Rick Said'
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:32 pm
Ditto...


DO IT RIGHT - As long as you do something right No one will notice that you did anything at all


TAGS: you won t do anything right
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:28 pm
right!!!!!


REGRETS -


TAGS: aprchallenge regrets did i miss anything
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
Nice one sicko! I know guy from this car club. They have chapters everywhere. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 9:45 am
I too, regret the things I never did. Her name was Jodie.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 9:42 am
Yes sir!


Procrastinate -




SPRING AT LAST - Time to mow the lawn twice a week But don't worry about it Airman's got it covered


TAGS: airman spring at last dont you hate it when you cant come up with anything clever to say
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:54 am
That is seriously a wicked mower! However, Airman, when you bank for a turn, the wings are going to make horrible furrows in your lawn. Just FYI. Oh and 5 b****in' mowers for the poster!
GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 9:22 pm
when did John Deere go Hi-Tech? very nice, 5L
Retserrof - May 4, 2010, 9:19 pm
thanks guys. New and trying hard not to suck, so positive reviews make me happy and whatnot
Bovee - May 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
great. 5Ls i want one as well.
Airman - May 4, 2010, 6:16 pm
are you kidding me? I must have this. Thank you.


DREAMS -


TAGS: work hard enough and you can be a screw up at anything you want
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:00 am
Is that YOU under the tree, MrRandom? If it is, you suck at hide 'n seek. Just sayin'.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
And I am living proof


FENCING -


TAGS: notthatthere sanythingwrongwithstabbing people
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 15, 2009, 11:40 am
You suck at re-writing my posters, dude.
polishjew - September 15, 2009, 11:28 am
Fencing. Because some fags don't have guts to do fight.
agdaniele - April 28, 2009, 11:51 pm
Solid.
Sean - April 28, 2009, 10:17 pm
You Sir provide a worthy comment to my worthy poster. En chante -- whatever that means.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 9:51 pm
The French could g** up just about anything. I'm surprised they haven't surrendered to each other yet.


KEYS -




TAKING STOCK -


TAGS: aim for the whites of their anythings
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 12:00 am
This is greatly under-rated. Love it!
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:37 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean has left the arena!


FORD MOTOR COMPANY -




POSITIVITY -




For when Google Chrome's incognito isn't incognito enough -


TAGS: not looking at anything bad just composing a letter to my grandmother if you know what i mean
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - November 10, 2013, 4:22 pm

Sounds like you have experience with this...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2013, 1:49 pm
Not to mention a great way to overheat the laptop.
Sho - November 10, 2013, 10:20 am
thats severely unhealthy


Good Authors -




Cole Porter -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:07 pm
5s for the whole series and fav'd this one. Great stuff!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:53 pm
Thanks, my Lord. Glad you like it. Nothing beats the classics, I just appropriately added the modern pictures to the lyrics of yesteryear.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:50 pm
Thank you, SD.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 12:19 pm

ditto on the spacedog comment. nice series dude.
spacedog - July 15, 2013, 11:37 am
I enjoyed the whole run. 5L
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:38 am
Phukking inane censor nazi software!…..RED H.O.T. BLUES
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:36 am
Amen, cynic. Pure genius. A somewhat recent tribute to his work is the album RED h** BLUES. Cheers to that.


Consider -




Effort -




Just Think -




REJECTED -


TAGS: not anything enough
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:12 pm
One might say that we've gotten soft now... and would like to help the rejected users understand why the poster was not funny enough. But for me... it's a great way to twist the knife a little. "Rejected isn't enough... let me tell you why you blew it"


In Olden Days -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics lady gaga
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:58 pm
(dog howl) arrrooooo!
Cannabal - July 15, 2013, 1:35 pm
Ah, one of my favorite tracks from the Capital Wasteland's greatest, and only, radio channel, Galaxy Radio. Shoutout to my boy Three-Dog!
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2013, 11:53 am
In the olden days, a glimpse of female ankle was looked on as something shocking
MissPriss - July 15, 2013, 4:46 am
And that is why I'm terrified of clowns...never used to be.


So though I'm not a great romancer -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:36 am
Thanks, Sho. I was trying to go for a 1930s style with Cole Porter's lyrics. Kinda doing a comparison to today.
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
and also for the caption and style
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
5L for the pic


NEW HORIZON -




SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem




YEP. THAT'S ME. "VEGGIE." - I was trying to show you my new adorable baby poultry-shaped fridge magnet on my dry erase board, but I accidentally sat in front of it, so um... ...anyway, Happy Hanukkah.


TAGS: hanukkah assignment hell i don t even know anything about kwanzaa let alone this holiday
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:55 am
5 lions....Happy Kwanzaa.


GREAT MOTHERS - “A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking”




I CAN'T SEE SO WELL - THE WIFE FOUND ME LOOKING AT BRUNETTE PICS BUT HONEY! IT'S THE MOTIFAKE THEME OF THE DAY! REALLY!


TAGS: she really did hit me and she s a d*** good sh** but she is also a quite lovely brunette whom i would never trade for anything as she puts up with me and my shiat
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
In the forum under the April Poster a**ignment thread. Should be on the first page.
Koradan - April 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
Where does one find the Theme of the Day?
SiliconMage - April 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Did you "forget" to click the safesearch b***on on?
phydeaux - April 21, 2010, 10:51 am
eh, but I got a sore arm and jaw, and my head hurts. Well... That last might have been the vodka...
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:12 am
Has the swelling gone down enough to see properly yet? 5 right hooks!


APRIL FOOLS - Let the mountain come to Muhammad. You silly goat herders. I got you. God would not move the mountain. It would crush us. You should have seen the looks on your faces.




VA TECH -


TAGS: coca cola hasnt sponsored anything since kent state
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:55 am
Limey bastard!
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
errrr...Look! A distraction! cheerio
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
A look like that? This'll happen later.... on the walk back to the dorms.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:51 am
He's Ginger cuz he wears an orange hat?........Are you British Bart?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
Pepper spray? She's holding a fricken' torch and two Navy guys are standing four feet away. No matter how you slice it, the ginger is outgunned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
What if you yell "It's coming right for us"?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:49 am
Remember kids, its not ra** if you yell surprise first
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:48 am
She was asking for it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:47 am
That kid's face is full of intent. Girl in the red better have her pepper spray with her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:41 am
I only burn things because Pong told me to.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:40 am
You wouldn't believe the **** I've learned from playing Metroid...
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:37 am
Hey you know he might just play video games! If you believe half of the crazy attorneys out there, video games teach you how to kill people with no remorse!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:36 am
the guy in the orange toque looks like he might be planning a repeat performance.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Makes me that much more interested to see it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
The original draft was far worse.
mmmBingSoo - October 3, 2009, 1:23 am
it looks like a pokemon ball to me
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
5. You Cold,Heartless,Hilarious bastard.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:17 pm
And thensome.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Worth every penny.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:14 pm
I believe that incident was from taxpayers money.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Man that's creepy seeing that Pepsi logo there. Ubiquity can be a b****-goddess. Love the tags too. say, is it true that when Fabio got hit in the face by that seagull while riding a rollercoaster, the incident was sponsored by Dr. Pepper?


PATERNITY TEST -




TJ HOOKER - Sorry ladies; he's not a prostitute. But he will do anything for money these days.




MIGHTY PUTTY - It can fix anything except a broken heart. RIP BILLY MAYS


TAGS: billy mays and might putty it can fix anything but a broken heart
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by khaos4ng31

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:30 pm
Chipotle-away is a real thing?.....I'm so confused.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:29 pm
However, if you target vote mine 1L... you'll need more than oxyclean and mighty putty.
khaos4ng31 - April 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
If you vote less than 4, then I understand how you feel, and I want you to know that without Billy, we would have no more OxyClean, no more Chipotle-away, and no more Mighty Putty.


Love & Honesty -


TAGS: chocolate can fix anything right
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 1, 2017, 7:11 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 1, 2017, 3:54 am
Very funny, words, UP yours


Joan Rivers -




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